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Ever had to stumble over theatre patrons who refuse to stand to let you pass? Or sat next to someone who can't wait to check their mobile phone? Regular columnist Matthew Lawrence shares some of his frustrations with readers.
Aisle etiquette

Theatres, like aeroplanes, have always offered limited legroom. These limited dimensions are further exaggerated by audience members being taller and wider than in the past. Hence the need for aisle etiquette. Having to weave around patrons’ feet while passing to get to your seat is annoyingly common. Is it really such an imposition for people to stand politely, freeing aisle space? I am constantly amazed at how super-glued some audience members are to their seats. Not even interval will shift them. It is as if the activity on stage has sapped their leg power. (They should really do some heel ups to avoid deep-vein thrombosis.)

Admittedly, there comes an age when a person reaches an “I stand for no-one except the Queen” policy. Understandable. But for those young ones: get up!
This is an extract from Matthew Lawrence's column in the current June/July issue of Dance Australia. How could you miss it? Buy it from your favourite magazine retailer or subscribe here, or purchase an online copy via the Dance Australia app.

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